Eat Undercooked Chicken

This nifty little self-destruction tactic will take you out of commission for at least half a day. And if the chicken was coupled with tortilla chips and *hot* salsa, maybe even the full day.

Great if you have something time sensitive and you need a little extra assurance that you’ll miss a deadline.

Still, use this tactic sparingly, as the side effects are pretty darn awful.

(This tactic tested and approved by JPS on 12/1/06.)

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