Spencer Pratt Failed Spectacularly?! I Love It!

Yes!!!!

I’m like a kid in a candy store right now.

Did you see this? On People Magazine’s website? The headline reads:

Spencer Pratt to Heidi Montag: ‘I Failed Spectacularly’

1. On so many levels.
2. So often.
3. To so many people, too. (Let’s face it: if I know who you are, SP, then you failed me spectacularly, too. You’ve wasted my precious brain cells.)

But all is forgiven, because you have chosen to express your grief with the phrase that is nearest and dearest to my heart!

So, Spence, your name may be mud in Hollywood, but if you ever want a low-paying gig as spokesman of this here website, just drop me a line… You’re hired.

Resume not required.

Jason Seiden is Co-founder and CEO of Ajax Social Media, a training company that shows professionals how use social media to work more effectively.